- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

guess what what? nothing.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

who is awesome? no one...

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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