- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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