- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

How old are you? 20

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

2

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

The Bible

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??