Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

A black guy with his family.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Nothing yet CC

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

why did i fall? i got pushed!

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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