Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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