- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

ugh good riddance

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Yo mamas so fat.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

No it isn't.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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