How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

Jared Gough is a slut

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

What is next?

Ha

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Women's rights...

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

¿melano?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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