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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

guess what what? nothing.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

hello

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

What's up? A direction...

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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