- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

A blind man walks into a bar

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

Agricultural production fell significantly.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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