What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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Penis-Pump

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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George Bush.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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