- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Potato

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

*you're

why did i fall? i got pushed!

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Nice weather we're having.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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