Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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you

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Halo < COD

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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