I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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Dancing Potatoe!

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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Gabe Mercado

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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poop

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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FAP

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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