Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Christians pornstars.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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