Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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