Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What's 9+10=? 19

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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