- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

don't look behind you

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Nice weather we're having.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

test

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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