- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

I saw a shovel once.

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

hey bill!

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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