- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

Yo mamas so fat.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Ham sandwich

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