A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

thumb_up thumb_down +21

fack me!

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Obama

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

thumb_up thumb_down +21

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

thumb_up thumb_down +21

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

thumb_up thumb_down +19

No. Yes.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops