A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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Nothing yet CC

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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How old are you? 20

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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