What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Knock Knock Come in

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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