Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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