One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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who is awesome? no one...

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69, hahaha

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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math test 2=2

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