- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

What's up? The sky.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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