What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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Nice weather we're having.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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test

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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