imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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*you're

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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minecraft

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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Nice weather we're having.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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