WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Looks through the peephole.

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

poop

hey bill!

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

What is Earth made out of? Earth

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

My mom caught me masturbating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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