A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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marshal sterio had sex

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Penis

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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Where's my tractor?

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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