- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

How did the girl die? 25.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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