if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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i love huge wieners.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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a man walks into horse bar

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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