Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

Where is my tractor?

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

HARRY EFFING STYLES

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Watch your lips.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

marshal sterio had sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Anti Joke

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