Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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The Irish man was sober.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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marshal sterio had sex

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Penis

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

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