- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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