There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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