Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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you will now laugh.

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baby loves lalma

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Nobody cares.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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