I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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how did the little girl die cancer

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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Where is my tractor?

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Sorry boss

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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