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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Mitt Romney.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Six million.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Wats a joke?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

Hippopatomous!

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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