- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Dancing Potatoe!

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

Six million.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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