One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Penis-Pump

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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