- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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