knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

joe diragi makes paul look straight

minecraft

Ouch.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Woman's rights.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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