- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

A woman leaves the kitchen.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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