In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Six million.

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Flab

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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