I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

don't look behind you

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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