- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

Poop

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Blonde Entrepeneurs

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

Your mother

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

Knock Knock Come in

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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