What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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