- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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