What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

Knock Knock Yes?

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

How did the girl die? 25.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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