Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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I like pom

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Six million.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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