There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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hey bill!

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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