how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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Poop

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your mother

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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