Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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