- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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