What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

i love huge wieners.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Guess what? No.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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