What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Six million.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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OBAMA

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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