Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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