babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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Joay impistato is a fig

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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Hippopatomous!

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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