Where is my tractor?

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Women's Sports

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Nobody cares.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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A blind man walks into a bar

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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The Irish man was sober.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Penis-Pump

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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