Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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