How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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penis hehehehe

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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