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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

penis hehehehe

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

math test 2=2

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

haha, you're an orphan

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Doorbell salesman.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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