- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Cows go moo.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

George Bush.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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