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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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