- Anti Joke

What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society