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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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motley crew

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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I like to eat people

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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