How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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No it isn't.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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Anti Joke

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