knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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