- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Cows go moo.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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