How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Women's football

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What's dead? Your mum.

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democracy

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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