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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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