- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

George Bush does not care about black people.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Knock knock Come In.......

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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