What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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Wats a joke?

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Women's Rights

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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