- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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