- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

I saw a shovel once.

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

what is big and white? the moon

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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