mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

Where is my tractor?

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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