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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Civil Rights.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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9/11/2001

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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