- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Nice weather we're having.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Woman's rights.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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