- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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