A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Knock knock. Come in.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

Ouch.

alert("The Game");//

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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