- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

guess what chicken butt

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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