A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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