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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

poop

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

God bless America, and no where else.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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