- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

What is the best part about football The scoring

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