- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

I saw a shovel once.

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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