I saw a shovel once.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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Looks through the peephole.

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I'm a like whore

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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ballsack

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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NASCAR

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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