- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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