I grammer is gooder then yours.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

What's up? A direction...

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

brian mcgee is gay!

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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