- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

Ouch.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

joe diragi makes paul look straight

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Knock knock Come In.......

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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